If you’ve been reading the site for at least the last two weeks, you know I talk about Craigslist a lot. Which probably makes you suspect that I spend most of my days cruising the Missed Connections, trying to negotiate myself into being a “tattooed Filipina” or someone who has a reason to go to a bank.
Harsh realities aside, sometimes I’ll take a break and comb the writing gigs for something that suits me. I haven’t found any ads looking for someone who knows way too much about Blossom’s hat collection yet, but I have found this:
It’s brave to actually come out and admit – in caps lock – that you have a story so devoid of quality that you’re unanimously told that it needs to be on Lifetime. Unless they’ve left out “TEEN PREGNANCIES AND A CYBER STALKER” in between “HARDSHIP” and “FUN LAUGHTER,” I don’t see it taking off. But I’m probably just bitter because no one seems to want “Tall blonde with numerous ranch dressing stains.”
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Hey Aubrey, I hope you’re doing okay. I really enjoy your blog and have been missing the new posts. Hope to read you back in action soon!
i have no idea how i found your blog, but i woke up and hit power on my neglected computer and it was just there! (i know, creepy.) but im so glad it was! sarcasm and humor are a dying art!
I’ve had worse jobs. That paid less.
Oh, god, remember “Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?” Tori Spelling at her bestworst! Classic!