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January 27, 2010
Packing all of my belongings into boxes has provided me an opportunity to look back on all of the things I’ve wasted my money on. So far, I’ve found a pair of shoes adorned with a tiny sterling silver fork and spoon, an overweight sex doll who goes by the name of ‘Fatima’ and this:
A ski mask that I just had to have to survive the Oregon winters. Aside from the fact that it’s thinner than most of my underwear, this ski mask just screams, ‘douche who doesn’t condone sweatshop labor but only cares enough to spend $15 on a useless and totally clever balaclava.’
Oh and the shirt proves that I will buy anything with a cat on it.
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This outfit leaves me torn – I’m over the ironic hipster ’stache trend, but totally into the “cats on everything” trend. Also curious about the sex doll…
DO ALL OF YOUR SHIRTS HAVE CATS ON THEM JW
Clown Boobs!
hello, count boobula.
…can I use that?
Cute mask. Needs a tuque over it to make it windproof. And the cat is holding a blue whale in its mouth…that’s a big cat. Hate to see what else it’ll bring home.
Tuque? Holy shit are you Québécois?
This excites me.
That is a terrible mask and a terrible t-shirt and yet, somehow, it looks quite attractive on you.
I probably shouldn’t be allowed to mix with others, should I?