December 23, 2009
I made cookies. They taste like butter rolled in sugar aka amazing, but they didn’t succeed at maintaining their intended holiday shapes. As a result, many of them came out looking like the cookie version of Tori Spelling’s boob job. So I had to make the best of the situation and turn everything into genitals:
Candy cane and snowman...ish
And yes, I know what a real vagina looks like – despite what my craftwork may lead you to believe. The penis, I believe, is spot on so I don’t even want to hear it.
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Penises have green borders on them, true story.
Wait…they don’t? Oh my, I should get that checked out then.
Obviously, you only deal with UNcircumsized penises! U oughta try us cute Cut Guys cuz we don’t carry HPV under our foreskins.
wow
You attract some terrifying people to your website.
Did your circumcision also include a lobotomy or was that a separate operation?
That penis cookie is gangrenous.
Happy new year.