Comments on: Think of this as a sexual favor

By: Vagina Drum

Vagina Drum — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 08:04:45 +0000

If that’s the case, I’m proud of it.

By: Josh

Josh — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 22:24:08 +0000

Destiny accepted.

By: Vagina Drum

Vagina Drum — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 21:01:52 +0000

Yeah Bill is right, you have to be gay now. Them’s the rules.

ANYWAY yes I’m so glad you decided to try the cupcake shake. It’s the closest you’ll ever get to a near death experience, so way to survive.

By: Bill

Bill — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:30:50 +0000

You already played your hand. Damage done.

By: djdeadbunny

djdeadbunny — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 14:34:15 +0000

They do not have this cake shake at the BK’s here. However I have found something I LOVE that will make your toes tingle. There’s this local joint, Java Cat, that makes cake batter gelato!

By: Josh

Josh — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 07:35:40 +0000

Opposite sex, you moron.

By: Josh

Josh — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 07:19:58 +0000

So my hypothetical girlfriend (hypothetical because I don’t know what to call a friendship between members of the same sex other than a tease) and I read your blog quite frequently. Not frequently enough for people to think we have given up all hope on humanity and showering, just you know, a once a day kind of thing. We read this post and immediately called our own local Burger King. They were out of shake mix and could not service us the way we wanted despite many promises of hard copy porn and blowjobs. We ended up driving an additional 7 minutes to the next closest BK and let me tell you, I have never came so much, nor have I ever saw so many people resembling Eliza Thornberry or sporting Whoopi Goldberg dreads in a closed environment. My point being, thank you so much, I love you too, and sorry about all the weird Google Analytics.

By: kat

kat — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 03:14:06 +0000

you might be my role model.

By: Kixie

Kixie — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:24:32 +0000

I don’t think there are any words really adequate to describe the union of cake and ice cream to make cake batter/birthday cake ice cream. now that it is possible to enjoy this through a straw, i’m pretty much surrendering any prayer of getting back into my “skinny pants” and may be investing in a beer helmet to modify for the purposes of faster cake consumption.

also i love you, too. maybe not more than cake.