Remember when Lisa Nowak, NASA astronaut in possession of the kind of insanity you can wear as a hat, drove from Texas to Florida to pull off a Jack Bauer-esque smack-down on Colleen Shipman for putting her bacon sandwich where it didn’t belong? I didn’t really either, until I heard Molly Lewis sing about it. Aside from being someone I’m really hoping is a lesbian so we can meet up for a..tête-à-tête, Molly Lewis is also an incredibly talented musician. She plays ukulele and sings about Depend Adult Diapers (sometimes). Additionally, she does a solid cover of Lady Gaga’s ‘Poker Face’:
She is cool enough to let you download it for free and for you audio geeks out there, you can even acquire a quality exceeding 128 kbps. Jizzing yet? Check out her Youtube channel for a cover of Britney Spears’ ‘Toxic’ as well as her original material, which can be purchased here.
Now I have to kind of eat a dick and thank my ex for sending me proof that Molly Lewis exists. Way to go, ex. I take back all the mean things I said about you to my cat.


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“There’s a fine line between generic person from the 80s, and Janice from the Muppets Show, and Lady Gaga dares to ride that line.”
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
That, and she wears Threadless shirts?
I think I’m in love.