Comments on: Let’s talk about what’s been on ALF’s face for the last 23 years

By: Potater

Potater — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 15:04:02 +0000

Do womenfolk even analyze the penii they put in their bodies any more? Or have they just become so accustomed to sticking them in willy(hehe)-nilly they figure “eh, they’re all the same”?

By: Wiley

Wiley — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:04:21 +0000

I second your boyfriend. Anybody at the stage of boner represented by a sex toy would not have a visible foreskin, it tends to pull back. The only time that any girl has ever realized that I’m not circumcised has been because a) I told her, or b) we’ve reached that bizarre and lofty peak of familiarity that I am naked around her and don’t have hard on all the time. That vibrator would look like some kind of horrifying snuffleuffigus if was ever not erect.

By: Curiouser and Curiouser

Curiouser and Curiouser — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 14:39:51 +0000

[...] Can I just say THANK YOU Vagina Drum for this piece on the search for an uncircumcised dildo [...]

By: B2M is my hot sex

B2M is my hot sex — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 04:52:23 +0000

THANK YOU! I love uncut penises! They’re just easier to deal with. And for some reason, I’ve fucked more guys who are uncircumcised than guys who are…and this is in America, people!

By: djDeadBunny

djDeadBunny — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 03:56:43 +0000

I take it you’re not familiar with those commercials, Ben?
It was a meme before most anyone knew what a meme was.
It was pre-WWW. Pre-gopher, pre-irc, pre-chat; I think ‘talk’ was
available tho…memory fads.
Yes. I’m old.

By: Caramella

Caramella — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 04:27:44 +0000

I’m in Australia, and my experiences of penises is probably veering to the uncut preference. It’s becoming less common for babies to be circumcised here, but even in the adult population, I wouldn’t be surprised if over half of grown men weren’t cut. They’re not scary! They’re actually really nice to touch! They don’t smell, or grow fungus, or harbour AIDS. If your man is caring enough to soap his pits and balls on a regular basis, it’s likely he cares enough to retract his hood and do some maintenance there too.

By: ben

ben — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 13:18:37 +0000

Imagining the awkward silence after somebody hypothetically say one of the 2 things above.

By: djDeadBunny

djDeadBunny — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 02:18:30 +0000

hurm, your website doesn’t like my faux html tags/
anyways, read the above comment in an 80′s inspired commercial.

By: djDeadBunny

djDeadBunny — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 02:17:02 +0000

Hey baby, I’ll be back to check YOU out lat-errr!

By: Vagina Drum

Vagina Drum — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 00:49:56 +0000

Haha yeah when I first got his clothes off, I was like “Oh, he’s not cut…he didn’t mention that.” But, thinking back, why the hell would he? It’s like saying something like, “OH HEY, just a heads up: the size of my areolas are somewhere between a quarter and a half dollar.”