August 19, 2009
I saw this shirt at my local Whole Foods and despite the fact that I’m unemployed and despite the fact that it’s made of organic cotton and therefore $128*, I had to have it. Narwhals are fucking cool because they’re like whales that have been bred with knights and I’m pretty sure they are also Wiccan.
*I’m exaggerating, but seriously organic cotton seems to command a price that implies that, in addition to being a shirt, it can also make me the perfect three egg omelet while blowing me.
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