Comments on: Cats can’t join a gang because very few of them know how to operate a gun

By: Sparker

Sparker — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:40:58 +0000

God it would have been so much better if I had made a scared face like the cats. They were just trying to run away from me. Maybe I should scan it and share it with the world, complete with text.

By: Michelle

Michelle — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 21:12:36 +0000

This picture. Makes my life complete.

By: Vagina Drum

Vagina Drum — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 21:22:11 +0000

Did it look a little something like this?:

By: Sparker

Sparker — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 15:39:03 +0000

I have two cats- you know, waiting a few years on getting the other 37/attaining true Cat Lady Status. The orange one is semi-retarded and thinks he can climb walls/once licked a lobster in its “face”. The other is an Egyptian Mau who uses her intelligence for evil.

The closest the three of us have ever gotten to a true portrait was the year I bought tiny Santa hats for them and held them down long enough for my mother to take a picture, which of course was sent out with the Christmas cards.

By: kat

kat — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 03:12:42 +0000

once, my mum looked at my white cat and seriously asked, “don’t you ever just want to make out with the cat?”

By: Star

Star — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 00:54:45 +0000

I see nothing wrong with a healthy cat obsession. I still hope to become that woman in that painting I have. Maybe not in a field though. I wouldn’t want to actually have to step outside with all that fresh air.

Rofl, also, I saw that pic and immediately thought it was “cute”. I wonder if he’s single…