http://www.vaginadrum.com/2009/07/fruit-pies-are-the-birth-control-of-the-poor/ Just another WordPress weblog Thu, 03 Nov 2011 01:21:44 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 http://www.vaginadrum.com/2009/07/fruit-pies-are-the-birth-control-of-the-poor/#comment-184 Star Tue, 21 Jul 2009 21:58:07 +0000 http://vaginadrum.com/?p=1097#comment-184 I went to Walmart back in Palm Bay a few weeks ago and I've never seen a more stereotypical scene in my life. I was lucky enough to walk into the store at the same time as two 16 (or at least I hope they were that old) year old girls both carrying babies. My whole 20min trip included camo, bad perms, people with missing teeth, and the grossly overweight riding around in those motorized carts... I was pretty damn jealous of the latter I went to Walmart back in Palm Bay a few weeks ago and I’ve never seen a more stereotypical scene in my life. I was lucky enough to walk into the store at the same time as two 16 (or at least I hope they were that old) year old girls both carrying babies. My whole 20min trip included camo, bad perms, people with missing teeth, and the grossly overweight riding around in those motorized carts… I was pretty damn jealous of the latter

]]> http://www.vaginadrum.com/2009/07/fruit-pies-are-the-birth-control-of-the-poor/#comment-183 Vagina Drum Mon, 20 Jul 2009 23:02:47 +0000 http://vaginadrum.com/?p=1097#comment-183 Oh god yes--in the SLC Wal-Mart there was an "Emergency Preparedness Center" filled with bulk quantities of Morning Moos Milk Alternative--still haven't figured out if that was geared toward the compound folks or the world is going to hell in a hand basket bomb shelter types--but I guess they kind of cross over anyway so <i>mystery solved</i>. Oh god yes–in the SLC Wal-Mart there was an “Emergency Preparedness Center” filled with bulk quantities of Morning Moos Milk Alternative–still haven’t figured out if that was geared toward the compound folks or the world is going to hell in a hand basket bomb shelter types–but I guess they kind of cross over anyway so mystery solved.

]]> http://www.vaginadrum.com/2009/07/fruit-pies-are-the-birth-control-of-the-poor/#comment-185 Jody Reale Mon, 20 Jul 2009 22:39:04 +0000 http://vaginadrum.com/?p=1097#comment-185 This post takes me back to the terrifying shopping trip I took in Colorado City, Arizona several years ago. But instead of watching the serial wives of some polygamist compound putting fruit pies into the basket, they were buying--no kidding--chicken wings. All I'm saying is: Be careful. And godspeed. This post takes me back to the terrifying shopping trip I took in Colorado City, Arizona several years ago. But instead of watching the serial wives of some polygamist compound putting fruit pies into the basket, they were buying–no kidding–chicken wings. All I’m saying is: Be careful. And godspeed.

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