Comments on: We're All Doomed, but Don't Worry

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Wed, 20 May 2009 19:53:33 +0000

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By: Matt Dibble

Matt Dibble — Thu, 14 May 2009 12:36:21 +0000

Please don’t apologize for stating the obvious… there are WAY too many people pumping out flocks of children who shouldn’t have even had one. Clue #1 that we should sick the dogs on you is if you’re excited for that next baby b/c “it mayns a bit more a dat gubment moneys.”
Unfortunately, people don’t understand the way a functioning society works and those idiots fucking their way to their own cult are ruining the world for the rest of us. There is no more need to populate the planet people!!!
Jesus… when does Children of Men start?

By: Sarah Parker

Sarah Parker — Sat, 02 May 2009 07:19:21 +0000

@Sarah Parker, And before anyone from PETA goes postal on my ass: I mean that cats are less of a commitment than small humans because they don't need to be fed 14 times a day and can be litter box trained. Please let me know if we ever meet this landmark with human babies. Then again, if they were thinking of asking Michael Vick to be a spokesperson, I doubt I have much to worry about here.

By: Sarah Parker

Sarah Parker — Sat, 02 May 2009 07:16:59 +0000

I agree with you. So hard.

And it’s really not a douchebag thing to say. I will admit lackadaisical personal responsibility when it comes to drinking one too many glasses of wine or going on an ill-advised trip to Vegas. . .but then again, I am only responsible for the well-being of two cats, not two small human beings. And sadly, those cats are probably more spoiled than some small human beings.

By: lacy

lacy — Fri, 01 May 2009 20:38:05 +0000

AMEN.