Early to Bed recently sent me two products to review. Before I get into the good and the bad, I think it’s worth noting that Early to Bed is not the kind of place where you will see Big Wet Asses 12 or cheaply made vibrators that function more as cake toppers than they do sex toys. Early to Bed is ‘women oriented and guy friendly”, distributes their own informational videos about how to choose a vibrator or how to know which kind of lube is best for the job, and most importantly, they sell nothing but quality. You can shop online (with discount code LUBE for 10% off anything from the site) or if you live in the Chicago area, visit their store at 5232 N. Sheridan Rd.
Good Head “Oral Delight Gel” (Sweet Strawberry):
Blowjobs are fun for me, so I don’t need to raid Cold Stone of their topping selections just so I can willingly suck a dick. However, the Good Head is a nice diversion and admittedly, makes swallowing easier. It is surprisingly palatable and even, dare I say, tasty, which could have something to do with the fact that it reminds me of Fruit Stripe Gum. I am still trying to craft sexier ways to apply the Good Head, because right now, I am just kind of globbing it on like I’m putting sour cream on a baked potato. I don’t use my normal technique that I do with lube (by warming it up in my hands first) because while it is not sticky, I like for my hands to be somewhat free of substances other than, well…the usual fare. Warning: This is not a lubricant and I don’t recommend that it is used as such.
Ultimately, Good Head is a fun product that can be used if you are looking to show more enthusiasm when it comes to fellatio (and are motivated by jam-like substances), or if you need a simple change of pace. This is not an everyday toy for me, but it is definitely a fun treat.
I’ve never had much enthusiasm for using a cock ring, most likely because I don’t have a cock. I always assumed they were unnecessary and/or dangerous. Unnecessary because many I have seen have way too many nodules and are shaped like dolphins and elephants. Dangerous because in the case that the cock ring is too tight or worn for too long (usually more than 30 minutes), priapism can occur.
Now that the boner kills are out of the way, I’ll talk about how I have been born again when it comes to cock rings. The Erection Enhancing Lasso is made of surgical grade latex (fortunately it doesn’t actually smell like latex) and is easily adjustable, while ensuring that your donkey dick doesn’t turn into a cocktail shrimp, especially during position changes.
Modeled here fashionably on my favorite purple dildo, the Erection Enhancing Lasso fits nicely while being a silent participant during (potentially longer) sex.
My boyfriend wanted to use it as soon as I walked in the door with it, so I bent over in the living room and gave him a helping hand. He had no problem fitting the lasso to his needs, but I will warn that it (predictably) enlarges the veins on the shaft which was initially…frightening.
As he entered me from behind, he began by saying, “This sure does the job” and proceeded to grab my hips and pound away. Of course, we didn’t end up finishing because I was trying to remember every detail so I could write this review, and because I was uncomfortable with the fact that he started out as Wally Cleaver and ended like Tommy Lee. Unsettling.
We’ve given it a few more tries, and every attempt has been successful. It was reported to me that the cock lasso prolonged orgasm (in a good way) and keeps you on the ‘edge’. My only complaint is that it makes the girth of the penis a bit larger than usual, which is good if you’re looking for that, but as it stands, I am still walking like a cowboy.
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