I’ve received a lot of wonderful support lately and I’m truly touched that so many of you have taken an interest in my vagina. I’m half tempted to compile all of the messages, comments, and emails I’ve received, find a quiet place, and just rub one out.
That being said, I’ve been reviewing some of the keyword searches through Google Analytics, and some of you are fucked up. Keep in mind, I’m not judging you, I’m simply in awe of your capacity for perversion. If your gem of depravity made the list, please know that I am interested in possibly forming some sort of organized religion around you.
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humping+her+pillow+vagina
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watching parents doing sex
and because I’m shamefully proud:
olive garden
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I don’t get vagina searches, but I do get dead searches.
I’m most weirded out by the parents having sex one, to be honest.
“and because I’m shamefully proud:
olive garden”
Seriously, I almost just pissed myself laughing at this.